i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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