you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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