I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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