we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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