He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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