I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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