Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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