...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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