why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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