Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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