: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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