It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I forget how to act sober
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