I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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