we're blogging at a bar
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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