How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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