Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
