dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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