bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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