well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
