quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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