Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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