At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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