I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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