Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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