Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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