I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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