But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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