Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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