Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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