i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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