every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I can't turn off my feet"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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