I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Enjoy the penises
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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