You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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