She announced her abortion via fbk
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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