Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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