It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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