she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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