I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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