The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
40s are totally the cure
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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