just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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