Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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