i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Randomize
