i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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