You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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