its not stalking. its research.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
