You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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