i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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