So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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