Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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