If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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