is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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