love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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