Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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