the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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