I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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