If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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