Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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