Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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