Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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