Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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